has your world ever fallen to shit?
mine just did.
but not in that "the-world-blew-up-and-i-picked-myself-up-dusted-off-my-jacket-and-became-a-stronger-person" way.
mine just blew up in a "everyone-point-their-fingers-and-tell-me-how-i-fucked-it-up-fucked-everything-up-just-like-i-always-fuck-everything-up" way.
i'm kinda numb right now.
numb and nauseous.
I did that stupid thing again where I take a nap at 9pm and wake up at 1am disoriented and trapped in infomercial hell. I could be crunching thesis data like I was supposed to do this week, but instead I'm considering dialing 1-800-You-Got-Hosed and purchasing some ballet bar-yoga-pilates gadget-system. As a 5'2" tomato on toothpicks, they have convinced me that I can look like a ballet-dancer in 2 weeks. No it's true. They said so.
This is how they get you...you're tired and disoriented, you're defenses are down, you're agreeable to almost anything...it's just not a good situation for your wallet.
Ah, gotta go, Anderson Cooper's on. Mhmm... that man is H-O-T.
...need a napkin...think I'm drooling on myself a little bit...
okay, i just mispelled the word "coming" in my last post and when i spell checked it, the spell-checker gave me the option of "cumming."
does that sorta bother anyone?
what are you people blogging about?
not qvc and dvds, that's for damn sure.
remember those netflix commercials where the movie characters were at the people's house waiting for them?.... i just realized that netflix was doing some pretty ingenious marketing. they were targeting lonely people who have nothing better to look forwards to than a movie each night.
brilliant.
just thinking about coming home to a good movie got me excited. this is, of course, how i came to realize i am one of those lonely people. but i don't have to be...a solution is at hand! i am going to sign up for some mail-order dvds. then i'll never have another boring evening alone again! genius.
hey, it beats cnn, qvc, or jam'n with jesus which are currently my only other options of non-readable entertainment.
I don't know what's more pathetic:
a) there is a blog forum on qvc.com
b) I was actually on qvc.com
c) I read the blogs on qvc.com
d) I'm blogging about the blogs on qvc.com
This is what happens when you stay up til 5am procrastinating.
