Someone shoot me

Minus the 10 minutes I wasted starring blankly at my computer screen, I have spent the last half hour concentrating on learning the Accio spell. Somehow it seemed more productive and less guiltless than sleep.

I’m still convinced that if I can master the spell it will save me a lot of useless walking across the room to fetch things. Thus in the long run it will save me time on my thesis.

Why can’t I turn my computer off and go to bed?
What the fuck is wrong with me?!